I love, absolutely adore, the notion of getting on demand television for free just because we have an HD TV.
What horrifies me, and just did, is that we just went from harmless Tom and Jerry cartoons to PORN, in the shower, two girls, moaning, my god, PORN, my babies....AURGH
You have never seen me move faster.
It was a from-the-bottom-of-the-shower shot, but the chick had undies on, but my god, PORN.
It is SIX O'CLOCK ON A FRIDAY EVENING. WHO IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, FULL OF ULTRA-RELIGIOUS PEOPLE, IS WATCHING PORN?
Most evenings it is channel after channel of kids' cartoons.
Luckily, I found Spongebob as quick as could be. Whew.
Oh no. Now I'll get tagged on googled porn hits.
Thank god there are probably 4 billion porn sites on the internet and I will be on page 5,969 (haha) and I will not be found.
Well, enough of this, it's time to stop stealing the neighbor's bandwidth because mine is screwed at the moment, and go put a pizza in.
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